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Is there a woman who is not jealous never, nobody, no one ... no one ... just met it can hide most jealous in the open, loose ...
And if I had a chance to find one that is not jealous at all, perhaps, it would be necessary to think hard or firm sent her away somewhere ... jealousy, as an indicator of the relationship to you loved one, and if she is not jealous, think and do ... conclusions yourself ...
My favorite woman does can remain calm and indifferent when he sees her as the chosen women hang themselves almost in the open, right in front of her ... make eyes, making broad hints, trying to hug, a smile, a sly look in his eyes, pull it smoke on balcony, closing the door tightly, whisper something in your ear ...
And how do you like ... tastes in women about men agree among themselves, even more than the tastes of men about women ...
And the beginning of the scene, fighting that you were told that she had seen, and how things smell again unfamiliar cosmetics or perfume ... or too long hair on his pullover ... well, not a bathing suit because ...
And when the Spit meets stone, suffering, of course, more spit ... if you start disassembling a favorite, I generally keep quiet ... talk loves a woman ... especially if the first attempt to translate the conversation into some other channel ... not perevedesh after all, even if you want to ...
Still, some fool on the door at night to write the word "love"... And, damn, added my name ... agree that hardly mixed, no similar names among neighboring enemies ... of course ... do not worry, tonight they will have the same inscription, but the boys do not subscribe female name, and the man's hunting ... Otobaya jokers ever ... hurt someone innocent ... well, then their wives vyebut their pohlesche more than you or me ... for gay men do not chase women? ..
That, I think, why none of the women say bad things about them ... and say about infidels and ungrateful men mouth not close even in the morning ...
Oh, about gays will not ... and what kind of bitch that has you on the phone told him about me? Yeah ... a bitch ... and you would be proud that such a man ... for so many years, never caught, but many rumors as a movie star ...
Am I told how I was taught in my youth adult women: even if the favorite will be with someone to shoot, do not accept, even in such a situation that has changed ...
I confessed? no...
Caught? no...
We with you less often or less varied was the sex? no...
What's the problem, baby?
Did the woman keep silent in such a situation, when planted such a topic of conversation ... of course, will say a lot ... right ... and emotional ...
And now I keep quiet ... scary because when a man is silent ... and you do not know what to throw out a minute or two ... would kill the dishes, glasses, unfold, leave or throw more, something ... if you keep pohlesche. ..
My friend, when the wife of jealousy tried him to bring as many as twenty minutes of silence, and it was dumb, like predatory fish, and when she decided to go to the second round, got favorite Finn and looking bitch in the face, a blow to the polishing of the kitchen table, drove the knife in the table on the same basis ...
Fell silent immediately ...
Once again, I looked at her and silently walked out, leaving the knife drove on base at the table ...
Ten minutes later, she fluttered behind him in the bedroom, and until the next morning was with him, and the epitome of a model of tenderness, femininity, obedience, affection ...
Enough for her though only for two months ... it spins in the kitchen jars with cucumbers, it came too late and, of course, a new scandal ... was silent, listening and boil it somewhere for five minutes ...
Silently, a jar of cucumbers in hand - and on the jamb of the Italian tile in the corner ... and went out ...
When calmed down, for some reason, the first thought is: "Interestingly, she beat during this time the remaining banks on the same school? .."
When I returned, the banks, of course, no one beat, everything was clean tidy, and his wife to the theme of jealousy did not return for a long time ...
And he after this incident on the side has become much more cautious and prudent to behave ...
And then he concluded, you will never notice the difference, as the dishes beat women and men during the scandals ... men everything that falls under the arm, women only, it is not ... I'm sorry, when I returned to the kitchen thought that because it was not possible for the tiles, ordered by catalog ... fist on the top lid, a jar on the table ... well, who would think of such trifles, when in anger ... but when a woman threw the window in anger, it seemed to me, everything, and then analyzed ... not all in a row, uh, how far ...
Women, women ...
Familiar is not cheated on his wife twenty years of their life together (with his words of course). And drawn, according to the principle of the pendulum, in the very young, sixteen forty years - twenty ...
Jeunet learned a couple of weeks ...
Man on the moon: imagine a wife quarreling ( "garbage, what is important" ), She became a monitor themselves, in bed, works better than most elite prostitute, never that tired and she did not stand up ... and she gladly accepts, not only in bed ... everywhere, imagine wherever I want and how I want to ...
The conclusion he made one: all advise, guys ... ever, and to be sure to recognize his wife ... otherwise routine and impotence ...
His stories have been continued ... took trips together to the south, and his wife suddenly could not go ... of course, instead went to their eldest son, mother ... did not consider one: the eldest son, not younger, my mother's favorite, and sneak since childhood ... and the first evening dad and son having fun on the full, with the Pope's passion was a few years younger than the woman's son ... and the last night before returning utensils general chaos: group sex ...
His wife phoned regularly, every evening: my dear, how boring without you, how lonely, how to love, how I want, can not wait to see you again ... son of the son, swimming, sunbathing, walking ...
True, all the way back twitched in a terrible way, glancing askance at his son ...
A week after his return asked me: boss, next time tell my one day before departure ... I will take back his son ... I do not believe the charge was twenty years of life ahead, at least ... and the wife is happy so far He thinks so missed her after two weeks of abstinence ...
And to be honest ... I bored and wanted a new, already with his wife ...
Yes, and it clearly was read by his wife that she is happy like a girl ...
Oh, women, women ...
If you knew what men fear most ...
No, not magic ... bewitch you can, and it will run over you like a dog, but after that she stop loving because ... as revenge, but do not come with your favorite ...
Intuition women's fear most of all because of fear ... ... that you do not know and that is not subject to any logical calculations and calculations ... and it is not clear how it is confident of its guesses and intuition ... and if she knew how often her intuition was telling the truth such as it is or say was ...
Well, who is recognized as of the men who are trying to cleverly who silly laugh over the female suspicion and intuition ...
Usually a joke or translate a conversation or a quiet and little ustavshe answer: Yes, well, it reminded, almost forgot ... but met her, asking to visit us for the weekend ... hi you passed, and promised to call back and ... the conversation abruptly to the side:"Tell me, what are you whispering to her, closing the kitchen? though, and so I know about the man ..." So you can become excuses and tell how much and the women's secrets are best friends at ...
Women, women ...
First are happy that appeared next to the one who is better and dearer everyone else, feeling envious glances girlfriends who have the at least one, but muck will find, give or just express, say ...
If you knew how at the same time they desperately for some reason want to remove me ... and a bitch ... and try as they can ... look, a smile, facial expressions, gestures, unbuttoning the top buttons of accident and so sexy playing slender legs lifted up a little at the bottom ... hem, like a little girl, holding the legs firmly clamped to one another ... and then, as Sharon Stone, slightly dilute them to involuntarily give up on them already bleary eyes and try to see what's under her skirt ...
And what you can find the words for men: the loneliness, even if the spouse of the soul in it, bitch, worships, how I look like her favorite actor, so lovingly and sexy looking me straight in the eye, and be sure to say about you though one, though very small, but it's still crap ...
A look at how such an experienced bitch changes immediately, expecting that I will answer, and like myself will lead ...
Do girlfriend husband the same sweet, alluring and sweet fruit such as the beautiful wife in a best friend? .. Just my opinion, man's friendship a little bit true ...
Oh, my wife started to calm down ... and repeat ... and ardor is no longer a ...
Blow off steam ...
It's time to ...
Come up ... not to mention a single word firmly in his arms, so that the bones cracked, breathing hitched ... and your grab their resistance through the mouth ... passionately, greedily, madly, sucking in all the negativity accumulated kiss you ... tab within gums and harder still on until the surrender, not weakened, has not yet responded to the kiss as I kiss you ... and then ... and in his arms on the bed, wrapped a blanket, with one strap on the chest, the other by the waist ... ah, hands under the straps hurt ... ah, then why? ah, I'm crazy ... and yet so many words ... and now covers sharply to the waist up, push the legs wider sharply ... ... and insert the entire length, to the very womb, so that glittered in the eyes .. .so that they out of their sockets and fuck, fuck, is not for groan until the end and become a scream from the desire to have ... and I'm all the way to the uterus ... ... and finish it ...
And enjoying the languor, and thinking that the storm has passed by, I almost blurted out: you are the best ...
Instead he hugged, kissed and whispered what you're lovely ...
Smiled ... kinder ... and not to change when, picked her up easily, naked and happy, with her to the bathroom ...
And in his eyes I read that I some bastard ... without judgment, just a fact, calling her, for some reason, almost pride ...
Now I understand why women are so fond of fairy tales all his life: in them princes - an ideal woman ... and never change ...
And involuntarily in the subconscious: That would be such a ...
And my heart tells: all princes - boring married ... yes ... but the rest ... even when so many around the beautiful men and you like a princess in London Di ... you all will understand and love, even when life .. .
And they read men and what ideal we want to see ... women are terrified ... why not talk about it now ...

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